15. WE LUV THAT CAT
COMPOSED BY SEAN BURKE & MARK WATSON
PUBLISHED BY AMORFOUS MUSIC
ALL VOCALS BY SEAN BURKE

Yo! This one’s for all the homiez
This is a crash course on Life
You’ll soon know what I’m talkin’ about
Yeah keep playin’

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Men die for it they lie for it
They cry for it, Ah ha
We love that cat, what you thinka that
Men slave for it they crave for it
They save for it Ah ha
We luv that cat, what you thinka that

Yo! I go bowdiddy bow dankadang dang
Let me tell you little boyz how this thang swangs
You see you’re livin’ your life on the edge of a knife
And if you do by them right you might get a good wife
I’m ‘bout to break it down tell you what it’s all about
Think about it every time you take a girl out
There’s no doubt that the world revolves around a kitty
It’s the same in every country little town and city
From the day you are born you have to live by their rules
From getting’ your milk all the way through high school
You try to act cool try to get the best of the pool
But if you don’t get non you are the nerdy class fool
You break your bones in football for the chearleaders’ call
They shoot you down at will who’s there to catch your fall
They go for older guys you’re the one they dispise
You work through lows and highs just to get to the prize

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Yo! In high school you know it pours when it rains
You struggle through pain to see the top of the food chain
It’s not as simple as “you Tarzan, me Jane”
You negotiate to gain a spot on the kitty train
That’s when you get some booty in exchange for the looty
You worship her beauty pleasin’ her becomes a duty
You take her out to the movies and you pay to get her home
To get in the end zone takes lots of calls on the phone
There goes your allowance one call more than an hour
And in double quick time you surrender your power
You’re doin’ things you can’t sendin’ roses and plants
When all you wanna do is just get in her pants
You keep buildin’ a fence to keep other players away
‘Cause you don’t want your little kitten out to play
Yeah, you’re the victim but she is the prey
And you’re hopin’ you can live to screw another day

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Why do ugly rich guys end up with fly chicks
Gotta do more with money than the size of their dicks
It’s a quick fix for a kitten if she’s got security
Education will get you much needed authority
So you gotta always work hard to bring home that dow
She’ll seem to love you more when their bank balance grows
What you gross will get the most kittens from coast to coast
Will come to the party where you’ll be the host
But when you’re down on your luck
And poverty hits you to the floor
A kitten and her love will soon run out the door
You see it’s a win-lose situation
Better than blowin’ hard cash on direct persuasion
‘Cause you don’t get it on call 24-7
You pay by the hour strictly ten till eleven
You end up payin’ layaway one way or the other
Oh oh, here comes my kitten better run for cover

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