4. LOVEABLE BADGUY
COMPOSED BY SEAN BURKE & MARK WATSON
PUBLISHED BY AMORFOUS MUSIC
ALL VOCALS BY SEAN BURKE

[Man, I don’t know what this world is comin’ to
When good girls love the badguys
And goodguys get the bad prize]

CHORUS

If you think I’m sexy jump in my droptop Lexy
If you think I’m slutty baby I will tag your body
If you think I’m skanky I’ll give you hanky panky
If you think I’m jigger I will be your nigger

Women say they find me insensitive
When I pull up to them they get tentative
I always thought I had a smooth approach
Now they label me a chauvinist cockroach
A dog, a pig, a rat, what’s in a name
When I really know I’m on top of my game
Is it ‘cause I want booty on the first night
If I paid for dinner it’s my right
I just gotta tell my homies she’s a good lay
I could even pimp her and make ballers pay
A playa could do with some extra cash
I could get her fully booked at the next bash
Or she could just stay home to cook and clean
She loves me more when I’m cold and mean
I love to get drunk and I love to get high
I’m just a loveable badguy

CHORUS

Don’t confuse me with a gentleman
I love to cheat on my boo ‘cause I can
She always takes me back so she must be dumb
Now my next play will be to get a threesome
With me, my boo and her girlfriend
Always wanted to do her now I can
Or we can swing just for the hell of it
Pig out on orgies till we smell of it
I’m gonna live my life most decadent
While she stays home and plays with her instrument
You know the one I bought her for Valentine’s
‘Cause I’m never home to satisfy her on time
I’ll be out in the clubs till the break of dawn
And she better not stress where the hell I’ve gone
I love to get rough and I love to get wild
But I ain’t payin’ maintenance for your child

REPEAT CHORUS

Now when I make love I go skin to skin
And my sperm always have the will to win
That’s why I’ve been a father again and again
But I stopped countin’ when I got to ten
Their mothers always got my nuts on a grill
Always draggin’ me to court, it’s an overkill
Stop buggin’ when I’m tryin’ to get my swerve
on Don’t call me when your child is born
I get your attention when I give you a slap
You think I love you more when I give you crap
You’re punked out by this fatal attraction
Your childhood was boring now you love bad action
It’s ladies night at the club so I won’t be home
I’ll be out with my boyz so don’t dare call Tyrone
You can beg and plead you can nag and cry
But I’ll always be a loveable badguy

REPEAT CHORUS